The mind-shattering MADNESS of our Plague of Free-Range Strange gathering at the Main Entrance at NOON to undergo the digital pillaging of souls an’ ritual encounters of the security kind! (Eek!)
The bone-dismantlling HORROR of additional soul-looting an’ vehicular brutality as we gather again at FIVE PM at the Infamous Bumper Cars of Screaming Blood-Death! (Gasp!)
The bowel-contorting TERROR of stewing flesh an’ water-logged weirdness...or not, if you come well prepared! Remember, this venture is RAIN or SHINE!! (Choke!)
Now Let this be a Warning to You All!
You cannot run, you cannot hide from the rules of this land! If your twisted soul cannot handle the shock of “being good”, at least don’t get caught! For unspeakable DOOOOM hungers with nasty pointy teeth for those who cannot abide! (Boo!)
Tickets are $34
$5 fee per order & 10 ticket max per order
VALID June 29th - August 3rd ONLY
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