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Today is H. P. Lovecraft's birthday. Raise something squamous in salute!

For Ray Harryhausen...

ray_harryhausen_tributeEarly last week, for a moment, all the best monsters became still .

I offer a salute for One bound for Olympus.

[An' as much as I'd like to take credit for it, I got the idea for the drawing from a cartoon I saw when Mel Blanc passed away. The set-up seemed eminently fitting.]
Freak Day at the Zoo 2013Like the vital gore in our veins, the Jungle Drums throb in our ears, calling on Mother Nature’s odious offspring to once again haul their tail-feathers down to the National Zoo for the dreadful delight that is Freak Day!

DO NOT IGNORE THE BLOOD DRUMS!!

Our Horde-to-be-Abhorred will amass at the Zoo Bar ( zoobardc ) across the street from the Zoo’s Connecticut Ave. entrance for food, drink an’ convivial flea-pickin’ at Noon O’clock, before we descend on the park like a scourge of leather-clad locust, hungry for fun! This’ll happen Rain or Shine, so make sure yer hide is hidden or suitably loobed!

Now, harken well, filthy anthropoids! What is the Law?! It’s their jungle, so it’s what they say it is, an’ we don’t poop where we pig out. So walk on two legs an’ keep yer monstrous monkey-business to a human level, or at least don’t get caught, or you’ll find yerself in the “House of Pain”, cheerfully overseen by a Rodent of Unusual Depravity, faster than you can say “Mufasa”!

FREAK DAY AT THE ZOO - Sunday, May 5 ~ Noon

Like the vital gore in our veins, the Jungle Drums throb in our ears, calling on Mother Nature’s odious offspring to once again haul their tail-feathers down to the National Zoo for the dreadful delight that is Freak Day!

DO NOT IGNORE THE BLOOD DRUMS!!

Our Horde-to-be-Abhorred will amass at the Zoo Bar ( zoobardc ) across the street from the Zoo’s Connecticut Ave. entrance for food, drink an’ convivial flea-pickin’ at Noon O’clock, before we descend on the park like a scourge of leather-clad locust, hungry for fun! This’ll happen Rain or Shine, so make sure yer hide is hidden or suitably loobed!

Now, harken well, filthy anthropoids! What is the Law?! It’s their jungle, so it’s what they say it is, an’ we don’t poop where we pig out. So walk on two legs an’ keep yer monstrous monkey-business to a human level, or at least don’t get caught, or you’ll find yerself in the “House of Pain”, cheerfully overseen by a Rodent of Unusual Depravity, faster than you can say “Mufasa”!

Glückliche Krampus Nacht!

Hoof and horn, chain and switch march tonight. Have you been naughty? Brav Sein!

Santa's Little Helpers on Parade

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Happy birthday, H. P. Lovecraft .

Keep it weird, folks, wherever, and whatever you are.

From Deep in the Wilderness...

Happy Birthday, lionsden . With love, always.
fdkd_2012_frontSaturday, June 30th, 2012 - NOON
See!
The mind-shattering MADNESS of our Plague of Free-Range Strange gathering at the Main Entrance at NOON to undergo the digital pillaging of souls an’ ritual encounters of the security kind! (Eek!)
Behold!!
The bone-dismantlling HORROR of additional soul-looting an’ vehicular brutality as we gather again at FIVE PM at the Infamous Bumper Cars of Screaming Blood-Death! (Gasp!)
Witness!!!
The bowel-contorting TERROR of stewing flesh an’ water-logged weirdness...or not, if you come well prepared! Remember, this venture is RAIN or SHINE!! (Choke!)
Now Let this be a Warning to You All!
You cannot run, you cannot hide from the rules of this land! If your twisted soul cannot handle the shock of “being good”, at least don’t get caught! For unspeakable DOOOOM hungers with nasty pointy teeth for those who cannot abide! (Boo!)


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FREAK DAY AT THE ZOO - Sunday, May 6, Noon

Freak Day at the Zoo - Sunday, May 6th 

Manimals! Werewomen! Evil-lutions of all stages! It’s time to sharpen yer claws an’ slick yer manes, ‘cos FREAK DAY AT THE ZOO’s back in town!


At Noon O’clock our lil’ flock of shock shall convene at the Zoo Bar across the street from the Zoo’s Connecticut Ave. entrance for the traditional pre-frolic “Say, can I sniff ya?”. Then once we’ve had our fill of food, froth, ‘n’ face-time, our malevolent migration will commence! An’ yer hellish flesh best be under an umbrella or a layer of goo ‘cos our crawlin’ Chaos is gonna happen rain or shine!

Speaking of cover: We’re gonna keep this short ‘n’ sweet, like lipstick on a mole-rat...Them’s that run this jungle got rules, an’ we don’t fertilize where we feed, if ya grock my lingo, so for the sake of the horde IF YA CAN’T BE GOOD, BE CAREFUL, OR AT LEAST DON’T GET CAUGHT...‘cos bringin’ flack to the pack will earn you a large bronze anteater buried where the witchdoctors’ll never find it!

PS - Click on the image for a larger view!


Spring Must Be Here...

...I can't even smell the poo now.

Effin' allergies.